Every Frickin' Joke
Picture Perfect
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I thought I could please my wife by offering her a sumptuous breakfast in bed. So I asked her what would be her perfect breakfast.
She said: "My perfect breakfast would be a cup of gourmet coffee. Our son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Our daughter is on the cover of Business Week. And your face is on the back of the milk carton."
And that's when the fight started...
I Hereby Sentence You
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A husband gets home from his day in court on a traffic offense and his wife asks: "So, how did it go?"
The husband replies: "Well honey, I ended up in front of Judge Calloway, you remember, the judge who married us. Turns out he remembered me too... so I pleaded 'guilty with explanation' and he only gave me a small fine. That was way better than the last time, when you and I were in there together. That time he gave me life without the possibility of parole."
And that's when the fight started...
No Need To Call The Police
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It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.
I have enough restraining orders already.
A Visit To My Local Sex Toys Shop
- Category: Dick Jokes
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This year I bought some interesting gifts for my wife for Valentine's Day
I got her 2 sets of handcuffs, 4 pairs of crotchless panties, a giant butt plug, a 12 inch vibrator, a bondage whip, a naughty nurses outfit and 6 huge glow in the dark penis shaped helium balloons.
Will she be happy with it all? I don't know.
But what I do know is that on February 14th her grave will stand out more than any others in the cemetery!
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