Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
Did you ever think what a horrible life a dick has? Think about it... his roommates are nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and every night his owner strangles him with one hand until he throws up!
Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)
So I went to the doctor for a physical and he told me I should stop jerking off. I asked him why should I stop?
He told me: "Because you're at a physical."
