Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
My neighbor looked over the fence and asked: "What are you doing?" I told her: "My goldfish died. I have to bury him."
"Why such a big hole?" she asked.
"'Cause he's inside your fucking cat."
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?
The blonde... she's 18!
