Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
I took my wife to a restaurant, and the waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah" I told him, "she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started...
1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
