Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.
A good start.
A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"
Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."
Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
