Every Frickin' Joke
Where Is The Nearest ATM?
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A plumber, an electrician, and an accountant walk into a strip club.
The electrician calls a blonde over, licks a ten-dollar bill and slaps it on her ass. Then the plumber licks a fifty-dollar bill and he too slaps it on her ass.
The accountant takes out his ATM card, swipes it in the crack of her ass, reaches over and grabs the sixty bucks.
What's Not For Breakfast
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
Be Careful What You Wish For
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.
The guy says, "Fuck...it works."
Going Down Under And Not Coming Back
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A guy says, "For our Twentieth Anniversary, I'm taking my wife to Australia."
His friend says, "That's going to be tough to beat. What're you going to do for your Twenty-Fifth Anniversary?"
The first guy says, "I'm going to go back and get her."
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