Every Frickin' Joke
Put Her In Her Place
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
Best Friends Forever
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Difference between a friend & a real friend?
A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.
Makes You Want To Take An Uber
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?
The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.
Never Drink And Drive
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.
The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"
The guy says, "Yes, I have."
The cop says, "Please step out of the car."
The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"
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