What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?
Ask your Mom.
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
So you know if you're cumming or going!
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
