What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?
Ask your Mom.
My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"
So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."
And that's when the fight started...
What would you call a dead prostitute?
Free.
Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?
His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"
