What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?
Ask your Mom.
My wife stripped naked last night and stood on her head. I asked: "What the hell are you doing?"
She said: "Well... if you can't get it up again tonight, I thought maybe you could just drop it in!"
And that's when the fight started...
Why do men name their dicks?
They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
