What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?
Ask your Mom.
What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.
What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"
I told her: "When they get divorced."
And that's when the fight started...
