What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?
Ask your Mom.
Guy vists a doctor and tells him: Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass Of Home.'" The doctor says, "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." The patient asks: "Is that common?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
