What An UGLY Baby! | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 19 February 2015; Hits: 1914

What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?

Ask your Mom.

#jokes My wife was complaining I fart too much, so she ripped a big one right back at me. I asked her, "Honey, you…

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Mother Pleads Not Guilty in Birthday Cake Beating of Boy

#WTF?! The cake went missing so they cuffed the 9-year old & beat him to death? Happy frickin' birthday. Now cuff and beat the parents! The mother of this poor boy, who was fatally beaten over what police say was simply a piece of missing birthday cake, has pleaded not guilty to murder and child abuse charges. Sad.