Every Frickin' Joke

Bingo!

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 24 February 2015

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How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.

Get Back In The Kitchen!

Category: And that's when the fight started...

Published: 23 February 2015

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My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.

I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"

And that's when the fight started...

Warm Apple Pie

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 22 February 2015

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What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

Mooooooo

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 21 February 2015

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry her.