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Bingo!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 24 February 2015; Hits: 3687

How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.

Get Back In The Kitchen!

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 23 February 2015; Hits: 3047

My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.

I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"

And that's when the fight started...

Warm Apple Pie

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 22 February 2015; Hits: 3271

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

Mooooooo

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 21 February 2015; Hits: 3238

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry her.

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Tough Times Call For One Thing...

My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.

No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.

And that's when the fight started...

Like The Back Of My Hand...

We were getting ready in the bathroom together when my wife started putting her deodorant on. Thinking she was being cute she asked: "What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?"

I told her: "The back of my hand."

And that's when the fight started...

Excuses, Excuses

A guy woke up one day on Valentines day, he went to check the mail and saw there were no cards. He thought to himself, "Must be because there's no post on a Sunday..."

"Yeah, that's it...That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!"