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That's Pretty Tight!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 04 March 2015; Hits: 3553

A priest gets a flat tire fixed.

As the car's coming down on the lift, the priest says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?"

The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt."

The priest says, "You better give them another turn."

Another Blonde Joke

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 03 March 2015; Hits: 2925

Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?

More leg room.

Bigger Than You Think

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 March 2015; Hits: 2368

Why do men like women with small hands?

It makes their dicks look bigger.

Women Are Emotional

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 01 March 2015; Hits: 2333

My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...

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A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."

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A Natural Reaction

A wife went to see a therapist. "I've got a big problem. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes he lets out this ear splitting yell."

"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely normal. I don't see what the problem is."

"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"

Get Back In The Kitchen!

My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.

I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"

And that's when the fight started...