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That's Pretty Tight!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 March 2015
Hits: 3724

A priest gets a flat tire fixed.

As the car's coming down on the lift, the priest says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?"

The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt."

The priest says, "You better give them another turn."

Another Blonde Joke

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 03 March 2015
Hits: 3117

Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?

More leg room.

Bigger Than You Think

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 March 2015
Hits: 2539

Why do men like women with small hands?

It makes their dicks look bigger.

Women Are Emotional

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 01 March 2015
Hits: 2536

My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...

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How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?

She locks the doors on her pickup truck.

A Woman's Place

My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.

So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"

I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."

And that's when the fight started...

That's Her Opinion

Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."

Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

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