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That's Pretty Tight!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 March 2015
Hits: 3498

A priest gets a flat tire fixed.

As the car's coming down on the lift, the priest says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?"

The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt."

The priest says, "You better give them another turn."

Another Blonde Joke

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 03 March 2015
Hits: 2850

Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?

More leg room.

Bigger Than You Think

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 March 2015
Hits: 2312

Why do men like women with small hands?

It makes their dicks look bigger.

Women Are Emotional

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 01 March 2015
Hits: 2252

My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...

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