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That's Pretty Tight!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 04 March 2015; Hits: 3950

A priest gets a flat tire fixed.

As the car's coming down on the lift, the priest says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?"

The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt."

The priest says, "You better give them another turn."

Another Blonde Joke

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 03 March 2015; Hits: 3380

Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?

More leg room.

Bigger Than You Think

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 March 2015; Hits: 2757

Why do men like women with small hands?

It makes their dicks look bigger.

Women Are Emotional

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 01 March 2015; Hits: 2773

My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...

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Bigger Than You Think

Why do men like women with small hands?

It makes their dicks look bigger.

Cure For Constipation

A nun walks into a liquor store and says, "Give me a pint of brandy." The guy says, "Sister, I've never sold alcohol to a nun." She says, "It's for the Mother Superior, she's constipated."

So he sells it to her. Later that night, he walks out, and there's the nun on the stoop, with the empty bottle, drunk as a skunk, singing and laughing. He says, "Sister, for shame. You told me the bottle was for the Mother Superior's constipation."

The nun says, "It is. She's constipated, and when she sees me, she's gonna shit."

In The Classroom

The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"