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That's Pretty Tight!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 04 March 2015; Hits: 4000

A priest gets a flat tire fixed.

As the car's coming down on the lift, the priest says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?"

The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt."

The priest says, "You better give them another turn."

Another Blonde Joke

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 03 March 2015; Hits: 3437

Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?

More leg room.

Bigger Than You Think

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 March 2015; Hits: 2799

Why do men like women with small hands?

It makes their dicks look bigger.

Women Are Emotional

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 01 March 2015; Hits: 2824

My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...

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The Dangers of Modern Technology

A guy gets a text from his neighbor, "I'm really sorry Harry. I've been saddled with so much guilt that I have to confess. I've been tapping your wife day and night when you're not home. In fact, probably a lot more than you. I don't get it at home, but that's no excuse. I just can't deal with the guilt any more ... I hope you'll accept my apology and my promise that it won't happen again."

Furious, the guy grabs his gun, storms into his wife's bedroom and shoots her dead.

A few minutes later, he gets another text: "Fucking auto-correct. I meant wifi, not wife."

Pirate Walks Into A Bar

Bartender to pirate: Why the paper towel sticking out of your hat?

Pirate: Arrgh, Got a bounty on me head.

I'd Like To Point This Out

My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.

So I did - the middle one.

And that's when the fight started...