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That's Pretty Tight!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 March 2015
Hits: 4078

A priest gets a flat tire fixed.

As the car's coming down on the lift, the priest says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?"

The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt."

The priest says, "You better give them another turn."

Another Blonde Joke

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 03 March 2015
Hits: 3538

Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?

More leg room.

Bigger Than You Think

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 March 2015
Hits: 2876

Why do men like women with small hands?

It makes their dicks look bigger.

Women Are Emotional

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 01 March 2015
Hits: 2909

My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...

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It's A Small World Afterall

Two guys trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go. The first guy says, "Why don't you go over and ask if we play through?"

The second guy gets about halfway there and comes back. The first guy says, "What's wrong?" His buddy says, "One of them is my wife, and the other one is my mistress." The first guy says, "That could be a problem. I'll go over."

He gets about halfway there and comes back. The second guy says, "What's wrong?"

The first guy says, "Small world."

That Big?

I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?

Paralysis Comes Easy

How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?

Marry her.

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