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Single And Ready To Mingle

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 15 February 2015
Hits: 2574

This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...

I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.

You, My One And Only

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 February 2015
Hits: 3027

The day before Valentine's day I was looking for the perfect card for my wife when I saw something strange.

On the front of one of the cards it said, "I love you and only you."

By itself it may not sound strange, but this was a package of 20 cards.

Going Postal

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 February 2015
Hits: 2949

My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.

I'm not some kind of stud.

I'm a lazy bastard postman.

Not That Kind Of Table

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 February 2015
Hits: 2544

Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.

Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.

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