Every Frickin' Joke
Single And Ready To Mingle
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This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...
I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.
You, My One And Only
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The day before Valentine's day I was looking for the perfect card for my wife when I saw something strange.
On the front of one of the cards it said, "I love you and only you."
By itself it may not sound strange, but this was a package of 20 cards.
Going Postal
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My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.
I'm not some kind of stud.
I'm a lazy bastard postman.
Not That Kind Of Table
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Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.
Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.
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