Why do men like women with small hands?
It makes their dicks look bigger.
When do you know you've been married too long?
The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A Mechanic.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
