Why do men like women with small hands?
It makes their dicks look bigger.
We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"
Wife walks into the kitchen and finds her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asks. "Hunting flies," he tells her.
"Oh, kill any?" She asked. "Yep, three males, two females," was his reply. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
"Easy," he says. "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
