Why do men like women with small hands?
It makes their dicks look bigger.
Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
The phone rings and Mrs. Johnson answers. A voice breathing heavily on the other end says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."
She replies, "Yeah, he's watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"
What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
