Why do men like women with small hands?
It makes their dicks look bigger.
My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
I took this divorced broad I met in a bar back to my place the other night. The next morning I asked her, "Well, how was I?"
She said, "The truth? I wasn't too happy with the size of your organ."
So I told her, "Yeah? Well I didn't know I was going to be playing in a cathedral."
