How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?
Marry her.
A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.
He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."
The doc says, "You're just not eating right."
How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
