How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?
Marry her.
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!
