Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?
Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the shit out of their dogs!
What's the job application at Hooters?
They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."
