Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
I'm feeling a bit more mature these days so I wasn't embarrassed walking into the drug store to buy condoms. That is, until the woman behind the counter advised me, 'Save your money -- buy a lottery ticket.'
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?
A crack whore.
