Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."
Today was no exception.
What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
One who knows how to fix elevators.
Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
