Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
A string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry pal, we don't serve strings here."
So the string walks outside, ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back into the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"
I told her "Dust!"
And that's when the fight started...
