Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?
On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."
