Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
A nurse walks in and says, "Doc, what are you doing?"
He says, "I'm writing a prescription."
She says, "But you're holding your thermometer."
He says, "Jesus Christ, some asshole has my pen."
A man went to the police station looking for a chance to question the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sargent.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin........and tonic. Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
