Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
How are fat chicks like a moped?
They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.
What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?
Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.
What gets longer when you pull it, fits between the breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
A seat belt.
