Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?
A tearjerker.
Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"
Cop stops a young prostitute on the street & asks: "What would your mother say if she saw you out hooking?"
"She'd be pissed as hell... this is her corner!"