Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
If a guy opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of 1 thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
So you know if you're cumming or going!
