How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."
Mom: "Did someone harass you?"
"Finally!"
A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.
She came home with a red snapper.
Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?
Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.
