How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
What do you get when you sleep with a judge?
An honorable discharge.
I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"
She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."
And that's when the fight started...
Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
