How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"
She says, "What's that?"
He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
