How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.
What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?
"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...