After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.
If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.
Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.
The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin........and tonic. Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
