A laugh a day.It's not hard.Seriously.
After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.
If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.
Follow @djokeoftheday on Twitter
#WTF?! One Kentucky Fried Chicken customer claims he was served a deep-fried rat. What... only one? Surely this can't be true. There has to be more customers... and more rats! We call foul. This kind of complaint is an insult to rats!