What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?
A hundred dollar bill!
I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"
I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."
And that's when the fight started...
I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
