What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?
A hundred dollar bill!
A guy says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend asks, “Why not?”
The guy tells him, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
