What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?
A hundred dollar bill!
How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
He's smoking a cigarette.
A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.
He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"
Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."
What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?
He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
(Ah please... just google it!)
