What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After two years, the job still sucks.
How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.
"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."
And that's when the fight started...
