What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After two years, the job still sucks.
My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?
I told her life support for her pussy.
And that's when the fight started...
The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?
Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
(Hope that one wasn't too bad!)
