What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After two years, the job still sucks.
Before you have sex you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress by yourself.
The moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked.
I told my wife, "Honey, I bought some Olympic condoms today. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
She replied, "Why not wear Silver and not finish first for a change?"
And that's when the fight started...
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
