What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After two years, the job still sucks.
What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
What... you didn't see that coming?
How's an old lady's twat like Australia?
Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.
What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
