What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After two years, the job still sucks.
Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.
Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.
We were getting ready in the bathroom together when my wife started putting her deodorant on. Thinking she was being cute she asked: "What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?"
I told her: "The back of my hand."
And that's when the fight started...
What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?
Ask your Mom.
