What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.
Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.
The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"
