What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."
So I bought her a scale.
And that's when the fight started...
