What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?
A tearjerker.
Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.
And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!
