What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
Teacher to the class: "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
So Little Johnny raises his hand: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher said looked puzzled but answered: "Of course not Johnny."
To which Little Johnny answered: "Then I have definitely crapped my pants."
