Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
After a night of drinking, drugs and wild sex, I woke up to find myself next to a really ugly woman.
That's when I realized I made it home safely.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!
