Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.
Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard
So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"
What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!
It's called St. Valentine's Day because "St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day" just didn't have the same ring to it.
