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Cops Discover Why Arrestee Was Walking So "Strangely" Upon Arrival At Alabama Jail
WTF?! A man booked into jail for public intoxication had a stolen gun hidden in a certain body cavity. Police noticed that the defendant was acting like an asshole and walking “strangely” upon arrival at the county jail. So they put two and two together and found the gun in cavity number 2,
Read more ...Woman Arrested For Sex With Dog After Video Goes Viral
#WTF?! A woman was jailed for having sex with a dog. The dog, possibly named Lucky, was not charged. Cops raided Amy Graves’ home following a tip off about video footage found online showing the alleged vile session. We did not see the video but suspect Snoop Dogg's "Doggystyle" may have been the background music.
Read more ...Westlake, Ohio couple arrested naked in bizarre incident
#WTF?! After an unclothed, alcohol-fueled night behind the wheel, naked couple arrested in Westlake. From their birthday suit to a prison jumpsuit... nice!
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