Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"
I told her "Dust!"
And that's when the fight started...
My wife suggested we go to a marriage counselor to work on our relationship. I said sure. We get there and the therapist asks me to tell how I felt.
I said: "I knew right from the beginning our marriage wouldn't work. I'm an Aquarius and she's a cunt."
What do you call a rabbit with no feet?
Unlucky.
