What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Justin!
What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
Phil!
Here's my observation about work and productivity:
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.
What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
