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Phil!
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Man dies after sex with scarecrow
#WTF?! A sheperd was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.
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#WTF?! Homeless man grabs a woman's phone, takes nude selfie, then sends the pic to all her contacts! A 28-year-old man has been arrested for snatching a mobile phone from a woman and then taking his own nude photo and then sending it to her LINE app's contacts.
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#WTF?! A man whose last name is Bacon faces charges in a dispute over sausage. No, not that sausage. But we like how you're thinking!
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