Can You Build Things? Check Your Mail!

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?

You can drop them off anywhere.

What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?

A widower.