Can You Build Things? Check Your Mail!

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"

"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"

The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

How do men sort out their laundry?

Filthy, and filthy but wearable.