Can You Build Things? Check Your Mail!

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

Happy Valentines Day!

My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...