Can You Build Things? Check Your Mail!

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?

Take them off next time.

What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?

Wow! We do taste just like chicken!

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

Gagged!