How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
After dinner last night my wife looked at me with those eyes of hers and sweetly asked: "Honey, is it OK if we change positions tonight?" "Sure" I replied.
"Great" She said, "You do the dishes and I'll go sit on the couch and fart!"
And that's when the fight started...
If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?
You choose.