Can You Build Things? Check Your Mail!

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.

1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.

How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.