Why do women wear black underwear?
They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.
What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?
He's probably home watching football or something.
