Why do women wear black underwear?
They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?"
I said: "Because they want to."
And that's when the fight started...
What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Snowballs.
The other night I was having sex with my wife when my cell phone rang. I answered it and said: "Can I call you back? I'm in the tub."
