Why do women wear black underwear?
They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
A new bride was embarrassed to be on her honeymoon. When she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear as if they had been married a long time.
He responded, "Sure. You carry the luggage!"
And that's when the fight started...
My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.
So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
