What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
A lawyer asks his partner, "Are you fucking the new secretary?"
The partner tells him, "No."
So the first lawyer says, "Great! Then you fire her."
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?
Husband: "Yeah why?"
"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"
