What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
Why do women wear black underwear?
They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.
