What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?
Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
