What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?
You start getting clothes for Christmas.
My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.
I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."
And that's when the fight started...
