What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Snowballs.
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?
Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat!
What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
