What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Snowballs.
The difference between buying a lottery ticket and fighting with your wife?
You have a chance at winning the lottery.
"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!
Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.
