Maybe He Should Go To a Sperm Bank?

How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody."