Maybe He Should Go To a Sperm Bank?

How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.

Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?

His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.