Maybe He Should Go To a Sperm Bank?

How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts.

(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"