Maybe He Should Go To a Sperm Bank?

How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."

Wife: "My husband said that?"

"No, all the landscapers."

Lying in bed watching TV with the wife I kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel.

So my wife grabbed the remote and barked: "For Christ's sake, leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish."

And that's when the fight started...

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!