Maybe He Should Go To a Sperm Bank?

How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

How do you know when you are getting old?

When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"

I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"

And that's when the fight started...