Maybe He Should Go To a Sperm Bank?

How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"

Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?

Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!