How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
A guy's in his car with a girl and says, "How about a hand job?"
She says, "What do I have to do?"
He says, "Remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it? Just do that."
She grabs it and does it. A few minutes later, he starts screaming. She says, "What's wrong?"
He says, "Take your fucking thumb off the end."
The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.
They're called "single women."
What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
