Maybe He Should Go To a Sperm Bank?

How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Losing a wife can be hard.

In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can fall asleep with a light on.

Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.

Mom: Every day more like your dad.