Creation Of Man

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Love doesn't last forever.

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.