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Creation Of Man

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Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

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Sounds Like A Rapper

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

Never Drink And Drive

A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.
The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"
The guy says, "Yes, I have."
The cop says, "Please step out of the car."
The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"

Going Big? Go Home!

My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"

I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"

And that's when the fight started...