Creation Of Man

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?

More leg room.

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

I told my wife: "Honey, I don't like how you look with the new glasses on." She said: "Sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."

I said: "Yeah, but I do."

And that's when the fight started...