They Never Grow Up...

Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"

A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."

How's an old lady's twat like Australia?

Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.

What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?

You can't get either of them at home.