Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?
When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.
What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"
I told her: "When they get divorced."
And that's when the fight started...
One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"
I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"
And that;s when the fight started...