They Never Grow Up...

Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

A woman's in labor. She's got her feet up in the stirrups, screaming in pain and cursing her husband.

He turns and says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass, but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.' "

2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip!