They Never Grow Up...

Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!