They Never Grow Up...

Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Justin!

What do you call a guy with a giant dick?

Phil!

A guy wanted to have sex with his wife. So he gave her a wink and popped a Viagra.

His wife looked at him and said: "You know why Viagra is just like Disneyland? They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride!"

And that's when the fight started...