How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?
You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.