Stir Fry And Panties

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

A man went to the police station looking for a chance to question the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sargent.

“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”