Stir Fry And Panties

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?

"He must be really blind."

The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.

What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?

They both go down for the count!