How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?
You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.
Saturday morning they wake up and his wife tells him, "Boy, were you loaded last night. You insulted your boss for ten minutes straight. He finally fired you."
Harry says, "Fuck my boss."
She says, "I did. You go back to work Monday."
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?