Stir Fry And Panties

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)

Little Johnny was in sex ed class when the teacher began a discussion about genitals. Johnny shouted out, "My old man has got two of those"

The teacher was shocked and asked Johnny to explain.

"Well, the small one he uses when he takes a piss. And the large one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth."

Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.