How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?
You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.
What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?
Lucky!
The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.
I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."
And that's when the fight started...