How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?
You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I'm elected.'"
A guy was complaining to his buddy: "Man, I had it all - money, a big house, a luxury car, and most of all the love of a beautiful woman. And then POOF... just like that it was gone!"
'What happened?' asked his friend.
"My wife found out..."