What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?
On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."
What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
Valentines Day is going to be great! I'm guaranteed to fuck my wife up the ass tonight.
She's dyslexic and thinks it's Vaseline Day.
