What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"
She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."
And that's when the fight started...
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck on his dick!
