What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
My wife bought one of those do-it-yourself waxing kits. Really wanting to please me, she asked with a wink: "Should I do the sides and leave a little strip down the middle?"
I told her: "I'd prefer you have no moustache at all."
And that's when the fight started...
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
