What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?
He's still there.
Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"
I said: "Close it!"
And that's when the fight started...
