What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Keep this in mind... a honeymoon should only be for six days. Why? Because seven days make a whole week.
In fact, don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a weak end.
Just sayin'...
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
