Staying Hard

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares!

Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"

Husband: "I do."

And that's when the fight started...

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.