Staying Hard

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.

So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"

I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."

And that's when the fight started...

What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.

Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.