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Staying Hard

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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

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Can You Even Say This Anymore?

What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being a retard.

Everything Has A Purpose

My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?

I told her life support for her pussy.

And that's when the fight started...

In This Corner

What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.