Why did the chicken fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?
You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.
Why was the nearsighted fly starving?
He couldn't see shit.
A guy's in his car with a girl and says, "How about a hand job?"
She says, "What do I have to do?"
He says, "Remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it? Just do that."
She grabs it and does it. A few minutes later, he starts screaming. She says, "What's wrong?"
He says, "Take your fucking thumb off the end."
