Why did the chicken fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?
There are only two handles on a garbage can.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck on his dick!
Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"