Why did the chicken fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"
Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"
