Why did the chicken fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
I have the worst luck when it comes to scoring with chicks. Last night I got this cute little number back to my place and made my move with, "So you want to have sex?"
She said, "Well, I don't normally do this... but I think I'm gonna pass."
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
