Why did the chicken fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.
I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between meat and chicken?
If you beat your chicken, it dies.
My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"
I told her: "When they get divorced."
