What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"
So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."
And that's when the fight started...
Husband asks: "Should I watch porn or hockey?"
Wife: "Watch porn. You already know how to play hockey."
