What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
Do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing screwed up by a period.
My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"
I told her: "Both of them."
And that's when the fight started...
You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
