What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.
Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.
I'm feeling a bit more mature these days so I wasn't embarrassed walking into the drug store to buy condoms. That is, until the woman behind the counter advised me, 'Save your money -- buy a lottery ticket.'
Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
