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- #jokes Password Must Be At Least 8 Characters Long: A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new com…
- #jokes Gotta Stay In Business: What do pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business.
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- #jokes Not Even GPS Will Help: A drunk walking home one night staggers into a tree. He backs up, takes a step, and…
- #jokes Cats Life: How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself? He's smoking a cigarette.
- #jokes My Kind Of Vacation: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without the kids!
- #jokes Most Men Talk A Lot Of Sh*t!: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? It helps them remember…
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