Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Why do men name their dicks?
They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.
