Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
You know why you should never drink diet soda during oral sex?
Because that way you'll have two after-tastes to get rid of.
Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.
