Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
Here's my observation about work and productivity:
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.
My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"
So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."
And that's when the fight started...
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
