Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
A guy goes in to see an optometrist.
The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."
The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"
The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?"
"Well, at least you tried..."
And that's when the fight started...
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
