Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
He's smoking a cigarette.
Two stock brokers are checking out a new secretary.
The first one says, "She's got nothing going on upstairs."
The second one says, "That wouldn't be the floor I'd be getting off on."
Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.
