Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?
So she won't shit on the street during the parade.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
