Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
The difference between buying a lottery ticket and fighting with your wife?
You have a chance at winning the lottery.
When do you know you've been married too long?
The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.
