Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
If my son farts or has his hands down his pants, my wife smiles and says, “Like father, like son!”
Yesterday we caught him screwing the neighbor, but for some reason it wasn’t so funny when I said it.
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
