Do You Know How To Please A Woman?

Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.

Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard

Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?

To warm up her husband's dinner.

Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."

Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?

They both don't exist!