Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!
"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"
"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."
A woman asks the pharmacist if he carries extra-large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy some?"
The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait for the next guy that buys a box?"
