Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
An old couple sits down to breakfast on their Fiftieth Anniversary stark naked.
The wife says "Oh, Harold, this is just like fifty years ago...my breasts feel all warm and tingly..."
He says, "They ought to be, Gladys...one's hanging in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee."
What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste. Ewww...
Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?
He said he could stop anytime.
