Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
How are fat chicks like a moped?
They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.
How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
Little schoolgirl asks her mom: "Is it true that babies come out where boys put their wieners in?" "Yes, honey." her mom assures her.
"Won't that knock my teeth out?"
