Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
Why did the chicken fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him: "Anything you say can and will be held against you."
So he shouts back: "Tits"
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!