Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"
"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."
What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
