Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?
His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"
If a guy opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of 1 thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.
