What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary, honey?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested: "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started...
A girl says to a salesman, "I need some batteries for my vibrator."
He motions with his finger, "Come this way..."
She says, "If I could come that way I wouldn't need a fucking vibrator."
