What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
Why are dicks like fish?
You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.
I told my buddy: "I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine."
Asks: "Were you embarrassed?"
"No, but my dentist's receptionist was."
