What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Snowballs.
Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the pool."
