What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
Last year, I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
This year I didn't buy her anything..
When my wife asked me why I didn't buy her mother a gift this year I told her "Hey, she never used the gift I bought her last year!"
And that's when the fight started...
The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"
When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.
Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.
