What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"
She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and when she leaves.
A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"
She says: "Because I miss mine."
