What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.
What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?
Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
