A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
If my son farts or has his hands down his pants, my wife smiles and says, “Like father, like son!”
Yesterday we caught him screwing the neighbor, but for some reason it wasn’t so funny when I said it.
How to have rodeo sex: Flip her over on all fours, start bangin' her doggie style, call her by her sister's name, and try to hang on for 8 seconds.
