A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
I was walking in the park the other day with my wife when she pointed to a young couple sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" she asked.
"Honey," I replied, "I don't even know that woman!"
And that's when the fight started...
Sex is just like air...
It's no big deal until you're not getting any.
