A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.
He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"
Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
The receptionist calls the doctor into the waiting room in a panic: "Doctor, the patient you just treated died on his way out the door. What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."