A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
See you next period.
Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.
And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!
My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.
