A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"
The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"
Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
