What happened to the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind the bus.
I think I know the answer... but I'm gonna ask it anyway, Would you rather meet your girlfriend in the park or park your meat in your girlfriend? Just what I thought!
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.
What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?
Homeless.