What happened to the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind the bus.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
How do men sort out their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)
