What happened to the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind the bus.
Mom giving advice to her daughter: "If a boy touches your boobies say 'don't' and if he touches your pussy say 'stop.'
Daughter's reply: "oh mom, I already know that. And last night my boyfriend touched both so I said 'don’t stop!'
Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"
