What happened to the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind the bus.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A trip without the kids!
What's the definition of a lady?
Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.
