How do you know who gives a good blow job?
Word of mouth.
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:
"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."
You're welcome.
