How do you know who gives a good blow job?
Word of mouth.
Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?
Caws!
My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"
And that's when the fight started...
Before you have sex you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress by yourself.
The moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked.
