What do you call a rabbit with no feet?
Unlucky.
Easy, inexpensive way to get rid of weeds: Put 2 cups of Epsom salt and a 1/4 cup of dish soap in a gallon of vinegar. Shake well.
Then tell your family you're going to mix it in their food if they don't get off their lazy asses and go outside and yank up the goddamned crabgrass.
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
