It's Obvious When You Think About It | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 09 October 2016; Hits: 1290

What do you call a rabbit with no feet?

Unlucky.

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Mr. Toot Gets Busted For Cocaine Possession

#WTF?! Florida cops arrested a Mr. Toot for cocaine possession^1]. Kinda like a hooker named blowjob. What a hoot! And the guy has got a rap sheet as long as his nose. And his getaway vehicle? A Schwinn! They don't get much dumber than this guy... check it out!