What do you call a rabbit with no feet?
Unlucky.
Easy, inexpensive way to get rid of weeds: Put 2 cups of Epsom salt and a 1/4 cup of dish soap in a gallon of vinegar. Shake well.
Then tell your family you're going to mix it in their food if they don't get off their lazy asses and go outside and yank up the goddamned crabgrass.
Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?
He said he could stop anytime.
Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.
