What do you call a rabbit with no feet?
Unlucky.
A Chinese guy calls his boss and says: "Me sick... Can`t come to work today." The Boss says: "No problem. When I'm sick, I fuck my wife... try that!"
Two hours later the Chinese guy rings back and says: "Me better now... you got a nice house!"
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.
A good start.
What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.