A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at five o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
And that's when the fight started...
