A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!
My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"
I said, "It does now."
And that's when the fight started...
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)
One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.
I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."