A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.
What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
