A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!
A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.
His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"
And that's when the fight started...
Many people have been asking who I'm voting for in the next election. My answer:
"To tell you the truth, I'm never voting again...Because voting is like marriage, no matter who you choose, it turns out bad."
The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"
