What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle
My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"
I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"
And that's when the fight started...
What do you have with two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
