What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"
Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"
And that's when the fight started...
Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
