What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
Guy vists a doctor and tells him: Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass Of Home.'" The doctor says, "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." The patient asks: "Is that common?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."
