What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle
Two guys were in a bar. The first one said: "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."
"What is she doing?", his buddy asks.
"Waiting for me to get home."
The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.
It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"
