A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.
I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And that's when the fight started...
What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.
Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?
So she won't shit on the street during the parade.