A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
A guy is having dinner with his girlfriend at a restaurant when he suddenly gets down on one knee.
His surprised girlfriend begins to say: "This is so sudden..." When the guy interrupts: "Shhh... my wife just walked in!"
I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.
Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.
Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
Who cares!