It's So Cute...

A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.

He says, "You have acute vaginitis."

She says, "Thank you..."

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

What's the best thing about duct tape?

It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"

A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"

He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"