A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...
I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.
What's the best thing about duct tape?
It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.