A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.
Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.
What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.