A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.