I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Justin!
What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
Phil!
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.
So I did - the middle one.
And that's when the fight started...
