I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
What do women think about during sex? That depends...
The prostitute thinks: "That's all."
The nymphomaniac thinks: "That's all?"
The housewife thinks: "Beige...yes, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.
What's the definition of a lady?
Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.
