I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
A new bride was embarrassed to be on her honeymoon. When she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear as if they had been married a long time.
He responded, "Sure. You carry the luggage!"
And that's when the fight started...
