I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?
A power failure.
How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.
Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
