Every Frickin' Joke
Easy Money And Good Exercise
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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His dad came home from a week-long business trip to find Little Johnny with a brand new mountain bike. "How'd you get that, son?" his dad asked. "By hiking" was Little Johnny's reply. "Hiking?" his dad asked in surprise.
"Yeah. Every night last week Mr. Johnson came over and gave me twenty bucks to take a hike."
Light My Fire
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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A guy's wife was totally letting herself go. So he tells her: "Your butt is getting huge. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" That night in bed, he tries to make a move on her and she totally shuts him down. "What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for just one little weenie?"
And that's when the fight started...
Bad Habits Are Hard To Break
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Two guys were in a bar. The first one said: "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."
"What is she doing?", his buddy asks.
"Waiting for me to get home."
Outpatient Surgery
- Category: Dick Jokes
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I had to make a visit to my doctor yesterday to get a mole removed from my dick.
From now on I'm going to stick to sheep.
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