What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A Mechanic.
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?
So she won't shit on the street during the parade.
