What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A Mechanic.
What do you call a judge with no balls?
Justice Prick
Why are dicks like fish?
You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.
How is a woman like a hurricane?
When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.
