What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A Mechanic.
What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?
Drool.
What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?
He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
(Ah please... just google it!)
What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
