Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."
Today was no exception.
Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
A guy is at the funeral home viewing his wife's coffin with a sad look on his face. His friend walks up to comfort him and says: "Don't worry Harry, you'll meet another woman."
"I know," Harry replied, "but what am I going to do tonight?"
