Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"
So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."
And that's when the fight started...
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
