Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"
He said, "Everybody."
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
(uhhhh....Yeah, I have the same feeling you are having! :-O)
I had to make a visit to my doctor yesterday to get a mole removed from my dick.
From now on I'm going to stick to sheep.
