Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
