Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A gang bang.
Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.
The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
