Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Until the librarian kicked me out.
How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
