Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
I ripped one watching the TV with my wife when she asked: "Why do men fart more than women?"
I told her: "'Cause women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure."
And that's when the fight started...
