What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"
I said, "It does now."
And that's when the fight started...
What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
Old guy calls a plumber. "There's a leak over my kitchen table."
The plumber asks him "When did you first notice it?"
"After it took me two hours to finish my soup last night."
