What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Dear Santa,
I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...
Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!
- Billy
How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
My wife and I were discussing the news. I said: "What's the big deal about same-sex marriage?"
She said: "You're right. We've been married for years, and we keep having the same lousy sex."
And that's when the fight started...
