What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!
