What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A Mechanic.
A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"