What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.
A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.
He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"
Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're too bitter.
