What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
I was visiting New York City recently and had to ask for directions. I went over to a random guy on the street and asked for his help.
Right away he told me, "Sure, head down 42nd street and take a left at the corner of get a map and fuck you!"
Gee, New Yorkers are so friendly...
How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.
