What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?
Lucky!
How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I'm elected.'"
Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.
As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.
