What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?
A power failure.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"
So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."
And that's when the fight started...
My wife and I had our usual back and forth at breakfast when I finally said: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."
