What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?
A power failure.
Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.
I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"
And that's when the fight started...
