Very Much The Same

What do a condom & a coffin have in common?

You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.

What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Justin!

What do you call a guy with a giant dick?

Phil!

I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"

I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."

And that's when the fight started...