Very Much The Same

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What do a condom & a coffin have in common?

You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.

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Very Descriptive

What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?

Kit.

More Than One Use

One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"

I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"

And that;s when the fight started...

The Widower's Dilemma

A guy is at the funeral home viewing his wife's coffin with a sad look on his face. His friend walks up to comfort him and says: "Don't worry Harry, you'll meet another woman."

"I know," Harry replied, "but what am I going to do tonight?"