Very Much The Same

What do a condom & a coffin have in common?

You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.

Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"

Husband: "I do."

And that's when the fight started...

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?

They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!